Tiny Tools.
One Idea Each.
A small arcade of single-purpose web things. No signups, no streaks, no notifications. Pick one, play, leave.
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Your Age on Every Planet
A year is just one lap around the Sun — and everyone laps at a different speed. Enter your birthday to find you’re a pensioner on Mercury and still an infant on Neptune.
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The Distance You’ve Traveled
You have never once been still. Enter your birthday and see how many billions of kilometres the spinning Earth, its orbit, and the galaxy itself have already carried you.
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The Perfect Circle
Draw a circle around the dot in one smooth stroke, then get a brutally honest score on how round it really was. No undo, no second try — slower is rounder.
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The Decision Museum
Log the small choices of your week — what you ate, skipped, almost said — and watch them become museum exhibits with curator plaques. "The visitor chose oat milk, a turning point."
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Your Life in Heartbeats
Enter your birthday and watch your heartbeats tick by in real time — and see how many you've already spent sleeping, in traffic, and on hold.
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The Honest Terms & Conditions
Scroll a real-looking Terms of Service with a margin that translates each clause into what it actually means. "We can change this anytime" → "We will, and you won't know."
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Unsubscribe Simulator
Try to actually unsubscribe from a newsletter that fights back — hidden links, guilt trips, surveys, "are you sure?", and "we'll miss you 😢". Win by escaping.
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Your Atoms' Résumé
Enter your weight and read your atoms' CV — the jobs they held before you. Some were star. Some were sea. Some, almost certainly, were dinosaur.
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The Sound of Earth
Spin a globe and hear each place come alive — desert wind, rainforest at dusk, city hum, the polar howl, even the hum of the ISS. All made live in your browser.
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What's Underneath You
Set your location and scroll straight down through soil, bedrock, the mantle, and the white-hot core — out the other side of the Earth.
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CAPTCHA: The Game
Prove you're human through CAPTCHAs that lose their minds. Identify the traffic lights. Now the happy one. Now the one that's lying.
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Negotiate with a Toddler
Bargain, bribe, and plead your way into getting a stubborn four-year-old to put on their shoes — before the meltdown.
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The Email Game
An inbox that fills faster than you can reply. Triage your mom, your boss, and a Nigerian prince — and chase inbox zero.
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Run a Country for a Day
Take charge of a real country's actual budget and survive the day — without riots, deficits, or a coup.
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You vs. History
Type your age and see which famous figures had already made history — and which were still nobodies.
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Rewind the Internet
Drag a slider from 1991 to today and watch a browser morph through every era of web design.
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The Map of Now
Watch one real moment at a time — the true local time and light somewhere on Earth, right now.
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Every Second on Earth
A live ticker of the whole planet — births, emails, lightning, heartbeats, burgers — counting up at once.
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Zoom Into a Pixel
Fall from the pixels on your screen all the way down to a single quark.
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The Last Time…
Oddly specific last times — the last Moon walk, your last blink, the last passenger pigeon.
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The Weight of Everything
Scroll from a grain of pollen all the way up to the Moon, one mass at a time.
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The Slow Web
A webpage loading at real 1990s dial-up speed, with the modem screech and all.
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