Tiny Tools.
One Idea Each.

A small arcade of single-purpose web things. No signups, no streaks, no notifications. Pick one, play, leave.

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The Button That Ends the World

One big red button under a safety cover. Every press changes the world permanently and absurdly. Twenty-three presses to the end, and no undo.

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What the Sky Did the Second You Were Born

Where the Sun sat, how much of the Moon was lit, which star stood highest — and roughly which number human you were. Real astronomy, no astrology.

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The Oldest Living Things

Not fossils — organisms alive at this moment. Climb from a tortoise hatched in 1832 to a seagrass meadow that may predate our species leaving Africa.

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The Quiet Feed

Every feed gets louder the longer you stay. This one is built backwards — it thins out, softens, stops shouting, and then it ends.

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The Center of Your World

List everywhere you’ve lived and find the single point on Earth they all balance around — and how far that point has drifted from where you began.

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Password Life Expectancy

Don’t type a password — describe its shape. Then watch how long it would actually survive three very different kinds of attack. The gap will annoy you.

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Guess the Flag from One Stripe

A flag sits behind twelve panels that lift one at a time. Name the country before the whole thing shows — the fewer stripes you need, the better you score.

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The Loneliest Number

Pick a number from 1 to 100. Be as random as you like — then find out how many thousands of other people picked exactly the same one.

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Speak to the Void

Type the thing you can’t say. Press release, and watch it come apart and drift away. Nothing is saved, nothing is sent, nothing comes back.

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How Rich Are You, Really?

Not compared to your neighbours — compared to everyone alive. Enter what your household earns and see where it actually sits, adjusted for what money buys where you live.

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Reaction Time vs. the World

The panel sits on red. At some point it flips green — tap the instant it does. Five attempts, then your median lands on the curve of everyone else’s.

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The Decibel Ladder

Climb the loudness scale one sound at a time, from a snowflake landing at 0 dB to the 194 dB ceiling where sound itself gives out and becomes a shockwave.

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Every Word You Know

You use a few thousand words a week and recognise many more. Click the ones you know — including the fakes hidden among them — and get a real estimate of your vocabulary.

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Draw a Country from Memory

You’ve seen Italy a thousand times. Now draw it from memory, with no map in front of you, and find out how much of that familiarity was real. Eight countries, one blank sheet.

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Deep Time Scroll

All 4.5 billion years of Earth at true scale. Life takes forever to arrive, dinosaurs show up near the end, and every human who ever lived fits in the last two pixels.

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Guess How Big

Eight real things, one slider, no clues. How long is a blue whale? How tall is the Great Pyramid? You know roughly — and "roughly" is about to be measured.

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The Museum of Lost Sounds

Twelve sounds technology quietly retired — the CRT whine, the floppy drive, the rotary dial — every one rebuilt live from oscillators. No recordings, no files.

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Your Age on Every Planet

A year is just one lap around the Sun — and everyone laps at a different speed. Enter your birthday to find you’re a pensioner on Mercury and still an infant on Neptune.

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The Distance You’ve Traveled

You have never once been still. Enter your birthday and see how many billions of kilometres the spinning Earth, its orbit, and the galaxy itself have already carried you.

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The Perfect Circle

Draw a circle around the dot in one smooth stroke, then get a brutally honest score on how round it really was. No undo, no second try — slower is rounder.

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The Decision Museum

Log the small choices of your week — what you ate, skipped, almost said — and watch them become museum exhibits with curator plaques. "The visitor chose oat milk, a turning point."

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Your Life in Heartbeats

Enter your birthday and watch your heartbeats tick by in real time — and see how many you've already spent sleeping, in traffic, and on hold.

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The Honest Terms & Conditions

Scroll a real-looking Terms of Service with a margin that translates each clause into what it actually means. "We can change this anytime" → "We will, and you won't know."

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Unsubscribe Simulator

Try to actually unsubscribe from a newsletter that fights back — hidden links, guilt trips, surveys, "are you sure?", and "we'll miss you 😢". Win by escaping.

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Your Atoms' Résumé

Enter your weight and read your atoms' CV — the jobs they held before you. Some were star. Some were sea. Some, almost certainly, were dinosaur.

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The Sound of Earth

Spin a globe and hear each place come alive — desert wind, rainforest at dusk, city hum, the polar howl, even the hum of the ISS. All made live in your browser.

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What's Underneath You

Set your location and scroll straight down through soil, bedrock, the mantle, and the white-hot core — out the other side of the Earth.

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CAPTCHA: The Game

Prove you're human through CAPTCHAs that lose their minds. Identify the traffic lights. Now the happy one. Now the one that's lying.

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Negotiate with a Toddler

Bargain, bribe, and plead your way into getting a stubborn four-year-old to put on their shoes — before the meltdown.

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The Email Game

An inbox that fills faster than you can reply. Triage your mom, your boss, and a Nigerian prince — and chase inbox zero.

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Run a Country for a Day

Take charge of a real country's actual budget and survive the day — without riots, deficits, or a coup.

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You vs. History

Type your age and see which famous figures had already made history — and which were still nobodies.

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Rewind the Internet

Drag a slider from 1991 to today and watch a browser morph through every era of web design.

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The Map of Now

Watch one real moment at a time — the true local time and light somewhere on Earth, right now.

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Every Second on Earth

A live ticker of the whole planet — births, emails, lightning, heartbeats, burgers — counting up at once.

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Zoom Into a Pixel

Fall from the pixels on your screen all the way down to a single quark.

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The Last Time…

Oddly specific last times — the last Moon walk, your last blink, the last passenger pigeon.

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The Weight of Everything

Scroll from a grain of pollen all the way up to the Moon, one mass at a time.

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The Slow Web

A webpage loading at real 1990s dial-up speed, with the modem screech and all.

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